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Posted: 18 Aug 2006 18:39 Last Edited By: sellap0625
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE LOIS LANE COULD NEVER HAVE SUPER-MANS BABY. DO YOU THINK HER PHILOPIAN TUBES CAN HANDLE HIS SPERM? I GARANTEE HE BLOWS A LOAD LIKE A SHOCK RIGHT THROUGH HER BACK. WHAT ABOUT HER WOMB DO YOU THINK ITS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY HIS CHILD? HES AN ALIEN FOR CHRITS SAKE HIS KRYPTONIAN BIOLOGICAL MAKE-UP IS ENHANCED BY EARTHS YELLOW SUN. IF LOIS GETS A TAN THE KID COULD KICK RIGHT THROUGH HER STOMACH. ONLY SOMEONE LIKE WONDER WOMAN HAS A STRONG ENOUGH UDIRUS TO CARRY HIS KID. THE ONLY WAY HE CAN BANG REGULAR CHICKS IS WITH A KRYPTONITE CONDOM. BUT THAT WOULD KILL HIM...

Posted: 18 Aug 2006 19:03
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Maybe not since on Superman Returns the kid didn't show signs of superpowers till a few years down the road.

Posted: 18 Aug 2006 22:43
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and why are we talking about this?! __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 18 Aug 2006 23:30
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WELL, THE WRITERS OF SUPER-MAN RETURNS, DOESN'T HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT SUPER-MAN LIKE I DO! WE ARE TALKIN ABOUT THIS BECUZ IT IS VERY IMPORTANT IN SUPER-MAN HISTORY. DO I OR DON'T I MAKE A GOOD POINT IN THE SPEECH I GAVE EARLIER??

Posted: 18 Aug 2006 23:30
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I MEAN I HAVE REALY GOOD POINTS.. RITE??

Posted: 19 Aug 2006 01:25
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maybe but it pays to not take comics too seriously otherwise it takes all the fun out of them.

Posted: 19 Aug 2006 02:22
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NO COMMENT... . JUST KIDDIN, LOL KK!

Posted: 19 Aug 2006 02:24
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ITS NOT RELAY THAT I TAKE THEM TOO SERIOUSLY, ITS JUST I THINK IN DEPTH. ONE DAY I CAN READ A COMIC AND I THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. THEN AGAIN THE NEXT DAY I CAN READ A COMIC.. AND JUST READ THE COMIC. YOU KNO WHAT I MEAN?

Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:29
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I know what you mean, but you always have to remember anything can happen in a comic book story depending on the imagination of the writer. I do like things explained well when they go off track, but if they took time to explain every aspect of every story we wouldn't be getting a story we'd be reading a technical manual on how Superman flies, why he's invulnerable, etc. We would never get to the action or to the point of the story.

Posted: 10 Sep 2006 15:35
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Quote: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE LOIS LANE COULD NEVER HAVE SUPER-MANS BABY. DO YOU THINK HER PHILOPIAN TUBES CAN HANDLE HIS SPERM? I GARANTEE HE BLOWS A LOAD LIKE A SHOCK RIGHT THROUGH HER BACK. WHAT ABOUT HER WOMB DO YOU THINK ITS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY HIS CHILD? HES AN ALIEN FOR CHRITS SAKE HIS KRYPTONIAN BIOLOGICAL MAKE-UP IS ENHANCED BY EARTHS YELLOW SUN. IF LOIS GETS A TAN THE KID COULD KICK RIGHT THROUGH HER STOMACH. ONLY SOMEONE LIKE WONDER WOMAN HAS A STRONG ENOUGH UDIRUS TO CARRY HIS KID. THE ONLY WAY HE CAN BANG REGULAR CHICKS IS WITH A KRYPTONITE CONDOM. BUT THAT WOULD KILL HIM... hmmmmm...... ok. __________________ Snooch To The Nooch!!

Posted: 10 Sep 2006 16:33
	jay bob
thats the qoute soken by brodie in the best movie by the best diretor KEVIN SMITH's MALLRATS!!!!!

Posted: 10 Sep 2006 18:51
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Quote: MALLRATS oh yeah ive seen that one. __________________ Snooch To The Nooch!!

Posted: 13 Sep 2006 02:27
	jay bob
son of jarel neel before sod...snoochie boochies ha ha ha! that was spoken by jay!

Posted: 13 Sep 2006 16:40
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Posted: 14 Sep 2006 02:16
	jay bob
whats the deal smeel?

Posted: 14 Sep 2006 07:08
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were does he get those woderful toys?

Posted: 14 Sep 2006 16:24
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Ahh quote from Jack the Joker on Batman. That one I understand.

Posted: 15 Sep 2006 02:47
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Quote: son of jarel neel before sod its "son of JurEl neal before Zod".lol not to be mean but i don't think superman would take a "General Sod" very seriousely.

Posted: 09 Oct 2006 21:56
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I'M KIND OF LATE BUT KEVIN SMITH IS THE BEST DIRECTOR AND MALLRATS IS HIS BEST FILM ALONG SIDE OF CLERKS 1 AND 2, AND JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK! IF YOU REALY LIKE KEVIN SMITH AND HIS MOVIES "jay bob" THEN CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE! I GOT HIS VIDEOS ALL OVER MY PROFILE! GO TO www.myspace.com/sellap0625. IF YO UGOT A MYSPACE TOO THEN SEND ME FRIENDS REQUEST!

Posted: 10 Oct 2006 21:36
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ITS COOL HOW U ALWAYS TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!! __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 10 Oct 2006 21:40
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here's a good two face lookin' pic of him. where'd u here it was him? he seems like a good choice, ive seen him in some movies. __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 11 Oct 2006 15:02
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Hey is that guy from the Hulk? It is isn't it, Glen Talbott.

Posted: 12 Oct 2006 20:44
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who was that in the movie? __________________ "You...complete me."

Posted: 13 Oct 2006 17:08
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man o man kevin smith is a mad fat genius! even though his movies are very filthy you cant help but laugh. brodie kept me laughing all through mallrats. __________________ Snooch To The Nooch!!

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