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"You actually have to ask your girlfriend permission?" Wolverine said in a low voice.
"I don't want MJ to get mad..." Spider-man sighed as he began to dail Mary.
Wolverine looked at Spidey, disgusted and rolled his eyes back to Black Cat.
"Cat, talk some sense into this loser." Wolverine groaned.
"Can't. I've tried, he's head over heels for that redhead." Cat mummbled.
"..Hello? Hi! MJ, I just wanted to-- Oh, you need me to come home tonight? Oh.. Ohm... Okay! Yeah, sure. Love you too! Bye!" Spider-man tapped his ear piece to turn it off.
"Sorry guys... I gotta go help MJ with groceries..." Spider-man quickly shot a silk web from his palm and disappeared.
Wolverine pulled out a piece of gum and shoved it in his mouth before he could call Peter a filthy name. Cat just sat there, her legs limply hanging off of the rooftop.
"...Should we still go? I mean, without Peter it would be a little weird." Cat asked.
"Yeah, you're definatly right on that one. Maybe we can see if Luke is free?" Wolverine said inbetween chews.
"Luke? Are you serious? Last time I even considered him anything near a friend he threw a SUV at me, A SUV. And ofcourse not to mention the billions of times he asked me to 'lay off spider-man'. Guhh..." Cat's shoulders tensed up.
Wolverine chuckled and stood up. "We could always spar."
"Now you're talking my language!" Cat jumped to her feet.
Wolverine wrung his hands in the usual mannerism to make his claws appear and Cat smirked.
"All-RIGHT!" Wolverine swiped at her, but Cat leaned back as if she was playing a simple game of limbo then lifted her hind leg and kicked Wolverine with the sharp part of her stilleto boots.
Wolverine quickly healed and leapt back off of the roof smirking.
"Oh come on Logan, you know you can't outrun me!" Cat pounced after him.
After about 6 hours of running at top speed, Logan began to become weary of how tired he was becoming, and though he couldn't tell, Cat had reached what normally would have been her limit long ago.
They had slowed down substantially and finally Wolverine waved his hand and crouched onto the ground breathing heavily.
"Oh- huu- kay- huu- you win." He said weezing.
"HAH!" Cat realized he didn't know she was exhausted so she played along.
"In your face, Logan!" She began to dance around but collapsed on her rump onto the sidewalk.
"What time is it?" Wolverine questioned wiping the sweat from his brow.
"5 am." Cat said looking at her wrist watch.
Wolverine leaned back on a nearby fence and desprately wished there was water nearby, at that time he'd be willing to drink from the wishing fountain.
"How about a nightcap?" Wolverine said, pointing at a bar across the street.
"How old do you think I am? And not to mention, do you know what a bad reputation I have in this town?" Cat said, not realizing her own words.
"...How old are you?!" Wolverine choked.
"20." She said weezing.
"Wow, haha, I thought you were much older!" Wolverine laughed.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Cat said back playfully.
"Ah, nothing. We should probably be getting home." Wolverine suggested.
"Huh? Oh, right." Cat stood up and began walking but fell right back down on the third step.
Wolverine got up to help her but collapsed right beside her.
"Guh, I'm so tired." Wolverine moaned.
"I know right... I could totally fall asleep on this pavement." Cat yawned.
They both began to fall asleep when...
"Hey guys!"
"AHHH!!" Wolverine and Cat said in unisen.
"Oh... Peter, it's just you." Cat stretched.
"What are you doing out so early?" Wolverine coughed.
"I got some comlpaints about a few 'drunks' outside of their apartment." Spider-man laughed.
"We're not drunk! Just... exhuasted." Cat defended.
"Right, right. Cat, you need a lift back to your apartment?" Spider-man questioned.
Cat immidiatly forced herself to stand up and begin casually walking.
"No, I'm good, but Logan seems to be in need of assistance." Cat giggled.
"Bah, get out of here woman." Wolverine laughed.
2.5
Spider-man was on his daily patrol, more paranoid than usual because of the symbiote attack not too long ago.
Black Cat was sitting on a rooftop, alone, throwing rocks at Luke Cage then hiding.
Wolverine was eating lunchables in his apartment, though he'd never tell anyone that.
Spider-man's hands-free phone began to ring,
"Yyyyello?" He said pleasently
"My God, Peter, you're such a geek!" Cat laughed on the other line.
"Oh, hey Cat! What are you up to?" Spider-man replied.
"Throwing rocks at Luke Cage." Cat said, aiming for Luke with another rock.
"You shouldn't do that! The man can eat through a building. LITERALLY!" Spider-man said enthusiastically.
"That's creepy. Hey, do you need some help with kicking bad-guy butts today?" Cat questioned.
"Nah... I might even take the day off, nobody seems to be doing anything ilegal today." Spider-man said as he landed on a roof.
"Oh." Cat said, trying not to sound disappointed.
"But, y'know, Logan might need some help! He lives across down town, I haven't been able to get there yet, fight I gotta go to the dry cleaning place for MJ... Anyway, here I'll put it on three-way!" Spider-man said while he quickly dialed the number.
"ugg i hope this isn't weird..." Cat thought to herself.
"What is it, peter?" Wolverine asked choking down another lunchable.
"Hey Logan! Cat just asked me if I needed help fighting any baddies today, but I'm clear, say hi Cat!"
"Hellooo~" Cat said cheerfully.
"Anyway, Cat asked me if I needed help, and I don't, do you have any problems you might need help with?" spider-man questioned.
"Uhhhhh... Sure, there's this one guy I've been meaning to beat the crap out of, it's always nice to have a helping hand." Wolverine said.
"Great! I'll bring her over! Bye!"
"Wait-- Bring her over?"
'click'
"...Damnit Peter." Wolverine said, looking around his apartment.
"Cat, where are you? I'm gonna come and get you." Spider-man said.
"I'm near the park, just look for the big black bald guy in the yellow shirt. I'm near him." Cat giggled.
"...You'd better hope Cage didn't hear that..." Spider-man sighed.
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The other half of two will be up later.
I know it's not all actiony and stuff. But it'll get better later!
P.S. One thing you gotta know, all of my writing/comics have some form of romantic twist to them.
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